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Happy National Joke Day

Posted on August 15, 2019

Happy National Tell A Joke Day on August 16th! And from some really “clever” writers at and, here are some of our favorite jokes about scales and weighing:


  • A fish may be easy to weigh because it comes with scales, but whales are more complicated. You need to take them to a whale weigh station.
  • Got a new set of scales for the library today. That will help me balance the books.
  • How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
  • The average paid athlete weighs more than the average felon…the pros outweigh the cons.
  • I would apply for a job measuring the Kelvin scale, but I have zero degrees.
  • Why didn’t the Jedi return his weight scale…he wanted to keep the balance.
  • What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero…tareable.
  • What did the chef say when he noticed his scale was broken…no weigh.
  • How much do s’mores weigh…at least a couple of grahams.
  • What soup weighs two thousand pounds…Wonton soup.


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